What can BJP and Congress learn from AAP?

The BJP and Congress can learn how to:- (some of the points are common to Congress too)

1. Become item girls of Indian politics.

2. Bluntly and shamelessly make U-turns. Watch this video to know how and when AAP did its most shameful U-turns.

3. Issue honesty certificates. If you want similar certificate kindly contact your nearest AAP office. 

4. To brush all kinds of issues under the carpet of "Dharnas".

5. How to remain in media limelight by courting controversies, doing gimmicks and acts of cheap tokenism and symbolism. 

Example one, Arvind Kejriwal, 'Aam Aadmi chief minister', says no to bungalow, security and got publicity all over India from the media but in reality Delhi Police needs ten times more cops for Arvind Kejriwal's security and this is "no security" given to Arvind Kejriwal.

We are now giving security to Arvind Kejriwal without his knowledge, Shinde says

Example two: Delhi: Cricket ball damaged minister Rakhi Birla's car, says police

Example three: 

Example four: Held Janta Darba in the Mughal fashion but then it proved to be a farce. Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal leaves 'janata darbar' midway after chaos. 
Here is the icing on the cake Mobiles, wallets stolen at Arvind Kejriwal's 'Janta Darbar'

Example five: CM-to-be Arvind Kejriwal says no to police cover, bungalow - Hindustan Times 
but then After refusing bungalow, Kejriwal to move to a 5-bedroom duplex house 
and read the justification too Arvind Kejriwal Justifies 2 Duplex Flats and Innova Cars for AAP Ministers | More From India | www.indiatimes.com 

6. Demand resolutions and referendums for all and sundry security issues and conduct SMS polls before reaching any decisive decision.

7. Carry out mob justice, manhandle & humiliate foreign women, make them urinate in public as the locals "felt" they were engaged in prostitution(as they were black Negroes and we cry foul when Indian women are treated similarly in other countries). But make no noise about GB Road which is the real hub of prostitution in Delhi.

Khirki raid fallout: AAP's founder member Madhu Bhaduri to resign from 3 committees - Hindustan Times This is how AAP members claim to be doing "new kind of politics". 

In AAP minister's midnight raid, woman made to urinate in public and thisUgandan women allege mistreatment, demand Somnath Bharti's resignation. This is what the poor Ugandan women are facing now as a result of the raid We are stoned, spat at on roads, say Africans in Delhi - Hindustan TimesBut instead of sacking his minister for assaulting a woman Mr Kejriwal went on Dharna.

8. Stoop down to the same old vote-bank politics & minority appeasement after making loud noises about "changing politics".

Cleric who issued fatwa against Taslima Nasreen may campaign for Arvind Kejriwal 

Arvind Kejriwal says no question of banning "Khap Panchayats" What's next? Sharia in Muslim majority areas? 

9. Keep on following the same old policy of  freebies and sops to score political brownie points while undermining the production base.
Page on firstpost.com and for an objective analysis AAP Delhi water formula is full of leaks

Delhi: Kejriwal govt scraps infra projects promised by Shiela govt to foot subsidy bill - Hindustan Times

10. To plunge the whole nation in muck of anarchy and chaos. 

Delhi CM Arvind Kejriwal threatens to disrupt Republic Day parade 

This event also found mention in foreign newspapers. Do we need more shame after lots of scams and humongous corruption?     
Here it is in The Independent I am an anarchist, says Delhi's chief minister Arvind Kejriwal as he causes traffic chaos with protest in city centre and here it is in the Guardian Delhi's 'anarchist' chief minister leads protest against police
Going to come with something more better soon.

What are your reasons for deciding not to vote for Narendra Modi?

Warning- Answer may hurt your emotions. Please control your nerves

Many reasons, some to enumerate are

1. I dont like changes

2. I dont want my house maid's children to get educated. If they learn, they would no longer be dependent on me.

3. I want that there are no competitors for my job. No new colleges, no competitor. As for my degree, A few good congressmen will manage it. Thanks.

4. I want  caste based reservation in job promotions, because I am really not that capable. And I am not responsible for that, its the people of high caste to be blammed.

5. I am fond of action movies. I want to experiences how a war feels like. Recently I saw a documentary on Syria by al-jazira, Man!! I hope that Mr. Raul may bring my dreams to reality.

6. I really get inspired by the dept of thoughts of Mr. Raul. His leadership qualities and power of expression generates orgasm in me. I would like to marry him. I hope he supports sec 377.

7. Mr. Digvijay, Inspires me a lot. Hope one day I could achieve his standards in wittiness. This will surely help me to catch upon my teasing friends

8. Mr M. Singh, royality, I mean loyality at its best. He has lifted up all of my respect for sikhs. I hope some sardarji could become my loyal friend, afterall my pet pub is more attracted to my neighbor Mr. Arbind

9.I hate Mr. Modi. Big, old fat man, dont even know english. Moreover I have realised that if he becomes PM, our relations with US gonna worsen. If thats going to happen I would no longer eat at KFC's, Mc Donalds, Dominos. Even the thoughts of this thing make me starve. 

10. Mr.Modi is so cruel. Multinational companies from all over world want to invest in India and do Charity for our poor farmers, villages, but he just doesn't want to consider the selfless policies of these companies, and then Mr. Modi says that he is with poors.


11.  Wait!! No alcohol in Gujarat, damn I will die of thirst. Is prostitution allowed in Gujarat,  if no, then consider Mr Modi as reason of my suicide.

12. I am not paid/ offered anything by BJP. Even my house maid didn't get any freebies from BJP.  What a heck. People in remote villages where even electricity has not reached, My dear Raul has made Rs.100 available to every household. Wait, where will they spend this green leaf with a pic of bald man over it. There is nothing available there to buy from it. Oh ! Why am I bothered, I have a job, car, house maid, internet, etc,etc.

Stop!!! No more thinking , there are still a lot reasons that I will add a little latter. 

P.S. Don't vote for this Fat, old man, who doesn't know English

Disclaimer- I am a mango man. Please dont play tango with me. I am not paid by BJP, but if they wish that I remove my answer, and vote for them, please contact me with Rs 10,000.

AAP, you can add comments. Ready to take them as challenge.