Warning- Answer may hurt your emotions. Please control your nerves
Many reasons, some to enumerate are
1. I dont like changes
2. I dont want my house maid's children to get educated. If they learn, they would no longer be dependent on me.
3. I want that there are no competitors for my job. No new colleges, no competitor. As for my degree, A few good congressmen will manage it. Thanks.
4. I want caste based reservation in job promotions, because I am really not that capable. And I am not responsible for that, its the people of high caste to be blammed.
5. I am fond of action movies. I want to experiences how a war feels like. Recently I saw a documentary on Syria by al-jazira, Man!! I hope that Mr. Raul may bring my dreams to reality.
6. I really get inspired by the dept of thoughts of Mr. Raul. His leadership qualities and power of expression generates orgasm in me. I would like to marry him. I hope he supports sec 377.
7. Mr. Digvijay, Inspires me a lot. Hope one day I could achieve his standards in wittiness. This will surely help me to catch upon my teasing friends
8. Mr M. Singh, royality, I mean loyality at its best. He has lifted up all of my respect for sikhs. I hope some sardarji could become my loyal friend, afterall my pet pub is more attracted to my neighbor Mr. Arbind
9.I hate Mr. Modi. Big, old fat man, dont even know english. Moreover I have realised that if he becomes PM, our relations with US gonna worsen. If thats going to happen I would no longer eat at KFC's, Mc Donalds, Dominos. Even the thoughts of this thing make me starve.
10. Mr.Modi is so cruel. Multinational companies from all over world want to invest in India and do Charity for our poor farmers, villages, but he just doesn't want to consider the selfless policies of these companies, and then Mr. Modi says that he is with poors.
11. Wait!! No alcohol in Gujarat, damn I will die of thirst. Is prostitution allowed in Gujarat, if no, then consider Mr Modi as reason of my suicide.
12. I am not paid/ offered anything by BJP. Even my house maid didn't get any freebies from BJP. What a heck. People in remote villages where even electricity has not reached, My dear Raul has made Rs.100 available to every household. Wait, where will they spend this green leaf with a pic of bald man over it. There is nothing available there to buy from it. Oh ! Why am I bothered, I have a job, car, house maid, internet, etc,etc.
Stop!!! No more thinking , there are still a lot reasons that I will add a little latter.
P.S. Don't vote for this Fat, old man, who doesn't know English
Disclaimer- I am a mango man. Please dont play tango with me. I am not paid by BJP, but if they wish that I remove my answer, and vote for them, please contact me with Rs 10,000.
AAP, you can add comments. Ready to take them as challenge.
Many reasons, some to enumerate are
1. I dont like changes
2. I dont want my house maid's children to get educated. If they learn, they would no longer be dependent on me.
3. I want that there are no competitors for my job. No new colleges, no competitor. As for my degree, A few good congressmen will manage it. Thanks.
4. I want caste based reservation in job promotions, because I am really not that capable. And I am not responsible for that, its the people of high caste to be blammed.
5. I am fond of action movies. I want to experiences how a war feels like. Recently I saw a documentary on Syria by al-jazira, Man!! I hope that Mr. Raul may bring my dreams to reality.
6. I really get inspired by the dept of thoughts of Mr. Raul. His leadership qualities and power of expression generates orgasm in me. I would like to marry him. I hope he supports sec 377.
7. Mr. Digvijay, Inspires me a lot. Hope one day I could achieve his standards in wittiness. This will surely help me to catch upon my teasing friends
8. Mr M. Singh, royality, I mean loyality at its best. He has lifted up all of my respect for sikhs. I hope some sardarji could become my loyal friend, afterall my pet pub is more attracted to my neighbor Mr. Arbind
9.I hate Mr. Modi. Big, old fat man, dont even know english. Moreover I have realised that if he becomes PM, our relations with US gonna worsen. If thats going to happen I would no longer eat at KFC's, Mc Donalds, Dominos. Even the thoughts of this thing make me starve.
10. Mr.Modi is so cruel. Multinational companies from all over world want to invest in India and do Charity for our poor farmers, villages, but he just doesn't want to consider the selfless policies of these companies, and then Mr. Modi says that he is with poors.
11. Wait!! No alcohol in Gujarat, damn I will die of thirst. Is prostitution allowed in Gujarat, if no, then consider Mr Modi as reason of my suicide.
12. I am not paid/ offered anything by BJP. Even my house maid didn't get any freebies from BJP. What a heck. People in remote villages where even electricity has not reached, My dear Raul has made Rs.100 available to every household. Wait, where will they spend this green leaf with a pic of bald man over it. There is nothing available there to buy from it. Oh ! Why am I bothered, I have a job, car, house maid, internet, etc,etc.
Stop!!! No more thinking , there are still a lot reasons that I will add a little latter.
P.S. Don't vote for this Fat, old man, who doesn't know English
Disclaimer- I am a mango man. Please dont play tango with me. I am not paid by BJP, but if they wish that I remove my answer, and vote for them, please contact me with Rs 10,000.
AAP, you can add comments. Ready to take them as challenge.
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